Going on social security

I think I may have come to a decision based on my financial situation, that of owing a whole lot of money to the Department of Education to pay off my student loans. I have not, in over a year since my graduation, paid any of it off, and mainly that is because I haven't even been able to pay my own bills, let alone something in addition to that. Well, it's starting to catch up to me. I guess if I had asked for an economic hardship deferment or something, I might be okay, but I didn't, so here I am. I think what I might do is apply to the Social Security Administration. I spoke to a guy at the job fair a couple of weeks ago, and although I don't think I'd really want the job, it would pay really well, and I could get all my loans paid off in just over a year, and then save a good amount of money to be able to go to grad school and pay for it without loans. I just don't know. I think it would be good to help people, and I might just end up liking the job, and I think it would allow me to have weekends and nights free, which would suit me. And I would get to dress up, which would quite literally suit me. The only down side is that I would have to get up early in the morning every day. That, my friend, would really suck. But I guess you have to make sacrifices if you go on social security.