Wednesdays been very very good to me

If I had just one last wish
I would like a tasty fish

No, wait, that's not it.

It would seem I'm not a slob
I just got a sales-type job

Or at least that's what's going on before the background check and signing up for insurance certification classes and everything. Needless to say, after dance class I'm getting a celebration Slurpee.